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The End of the World was expected to make a worldwide appearance today but so far has not been seen anywhere.
Any person who has information on the whereabouts of the End of the World, please contact your local police station, religious figurehead or soothsayer.
End of public announcement.
In other news, sightings of several unidentified horsemen have been reported from various places around the world.
In Dublin one of them, wearing a black robe and riding a stunning white stallion, has been said to have approached a number of passersby, inquiring if anyone had noticed any blood red suns, black water or rains of frogs recently. Witnesses say he was looking rather bemused - as far as they could tell underneath the robe.
This correlates with other reports of the sightings of these mystery riders. Without actually being really identifiable these four men invariably leave the impression of being somewhat lost and mildly confused.