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Melantrys’ Page » Blog Archive » My name is Prone. Accident Prone.

My name is Prone. Accident Prone.


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After all those beautiful pictures it’s time for a little shocker again.

Just a little one; I promise.

During the recent storm one of the roof panels of our greenhouse flew away.
After having picked it up from the lawn and having sunk into the mud with a normal ladder, I went behind the house to fetch a stouter ladder. It doesn’t sink as easily, yet it is rather heavy and was standing behind a lot of other stuff that hadn’t been needed during winter.

While I was still struggling to get one end free of the tomato stakes, the other end tipped over a top-heavy bucket containing several heavy pieces of iron.
Of course this hit me full in the left calf.

I do not recommend standing on tiptoe on a ladder in a storm, half lying on a slanting roof that would not support your weight if you really leaned on it, with a leg that is screaming at you, while you’re wielding some plyers in a frantic attempt to wrestle those weird (and seemingly spring-loaded) clamps that hold the panels in place under the framework again.

The pics I took several days later are rather low quality, the first one being rather blurry and the second way too dark, but I think they’re giving a “nice” impression of the bruise/scratch I got.
Enjoy. ;)

bruise 1

bruise 2

Actually, that would make a cool tattoo design….

And it was even more colourful than any Easter egg.

So…

Happy Easter, everyone!! ;)

.

Edit:

Ok, I’ll be generous and pander to someone’s delusions. :P
If you click on the image you’ll get a picture of the shark without my bruise.
Both images are - obviously - the property of Frans.

Frenzie's shark with legs
© Frans 2010

29 Responses to “My name is Prone. Accident Prone.”

  1. nastyKitten Says:

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    *shakes head and sighs*

  2. Melantrys Says:

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    What?!

    Btw, do you guys need any more coloured eggs?

  3. Frans Says:

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    It looks a bit like a shark with legs to me.

  4. Melantrys Says:

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    A shark. With legs. Have you been at the weed, mate?!

  5. nastyKitten Says:

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    …and now to something completely different:

    Happy Birthday to you,
    happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Biiiiiiirthday, dear Me-hel,
    happy Birthday tooooo yooooouuuuu!

    :-)

  6. Frans Says:

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    The amount of times I’ve “been at the weed” is countable on one hand, and besides it’s illegal in Belgium. :P

    Anyway, I’ll send you clarification over IM. Maybe you should upload them and add them to the post. :P

  7. Melantrys Says:

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w0081e40/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 75

    What, waste my precious server space for your delusions?

  8. Frans Says:

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    Yep, waste those 70kBs!

  9. Melantrys Says:

    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w0081e40/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 75

    Actually, it’s 157…

  10. Frans Says:

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    Turn it into a low quality JPEG? I bet you could squeeze it down to 20. :P

  11. nastyKitten Says:

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    I bet squeezing down on a bruise hurts like hell.

    scnr ;-)

  12. Melantrys Says:

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    Are you thinking of the poor bruise in the pic or fingers right now….?

  13. 13 Says:

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    umm.. so didja get my sms? No?
    well, it went something like

    WOOHOO! iSS YOUR BIRTHDAY!

    so didja get it? huh?`huh?

  14. Melantrys Says:

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    Lol, yeah, I got it.
    And as I took two days of vacation I don’t care whether it’s a workday for anybody else or not. :)

  15. Frans Says:

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    w00t, teh shark is online!

    And a delusion would be if I thought there actually was a shark in/on your leg. ;)

  16. pandora Says:

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    LOL LOL LOL
    Shark with legs. Its simply genius

  17. David Says:

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    That bruise looks something like a corporate logo to me. Perhaps you could rent out your body for advertising. An appropriately shaped die could be fabricated, placed on your skin and struck hard with a mallet, leaving the corporate bruise highly visible for several weeks.

    The shark in the picture could have legs, or it could be a very excited male shark displaying multiple masculine organs. ;)

  18. David Says:

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    Ooops, I meant to add:

    Happy Birthday! :D

  19. nastyKitten Says:

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    Now that you mentioned it, Mel, fingers come to mind…

  20. Melantrys Says:

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    @ Frans: You’re deluded anyway.

    @ Pan: And you too.

    @ David: Or I could strike you hard with a mallet…

    And I am not deigning an answer concerning the shark topic.

    Birthday’s over. :P

    @ the nasty kitten: Hah.

  21. Frans Says:

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    @David: I may have seen a shark in it, but I didn’t see that.

  22. Melantrys Says:

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    Good for you.

  23. Lynnette in Minnesota Says:

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    *shakes head and sighs*

    nastyKitten took the words right out of my fingers.

    Happy Birthday, Mel!

    Yeah, yeah, I know it’s late, but better late than never. ;)

  24. Melantrys Says:

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    What? Stuff happens to me.
    ‘S my life.

    Well, got a buncha flowers from the neighbour today, so someone else was even later than you. ;)

  25. nastyKitten Says:

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    *What? Stuff happens to me.
    ‘S my life.*

    “See, Doctor, let me explain how it happened…”

    :D

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