And there go the other fingers!

Bound and determined to injure the rest, eh?

But very kind to give the blackbird a reprieve.

Blueberries? Have you been growing them long? Any tips on feeding, trimming etc? My sister-in-law just planted a couple of bushes.

By the way: did you find a manual for the cell phone last night?

Cutting birds out of those nets has a long family tradition. First time though I had to do it alone and thus with only 2 hands….

Well….. we planted one blueberry bush this spring.
It developed flowers, which eventually turned into a dozen or so blueberries.
Not bad for a first year I suppose.
My father said blueberries normally need sour soil, but the gardening catalogue praised them as a special breed that grows on any soil…

@ the nasty Kitten: What, more stupid birds?

Yeeeeeees, I found 2 online, a German and an English one.
They answered the question I asked you, but various others I encountered - while merely trying to set the time and the alarms - they didn’t even touch upon.
“Do this, click here, set that, click over there.”
Well, er, yes, dear manual. But I was wondering how exactly I have to go about setting that…

I never once needed the manual you gave me for the other one cos every function was simply obvious.
But this one is driving me nuts.
I did figure out how to set the time zones though without the “help” of the manual. Well, I had to. It was one of those questions it didn’t answer.
Could it be the people who wrote the manual had no clue how the bloody thing works?

Ahh, my mother said the same thing. That’s why you see them growing in the wild around pine trees. She suggested adding some Miracid to the soil. Well, I guess you will see if the label on yours is right. It sounds like you have a good start.

Oh, and I agree with Nasty Kitten. An excellent post.

*wonders if she ritually burned the manual, then repressed the memory of doing so*

@ Lynnette:

@ nasty Kitten: But what if I feel the urge to ritually burn something….?

@ Caesar: Read post title?

Concerning the messenger: I was talking, dear, but whatever you said, I didn’t get any of that either.

Good night.

Yeah, and as sites that you get redirected to by mispelling often used stuff like “blogspot” are often riddled with viruses, your comment is not true anymore.
I edited Lelly’s url, so it spells the correct one and leads to her blog now.

(Of course one could substitute raspberries for blueberries and you would see why I can empathize completely with this post. )

good to know that the creature did not harm your other finger

I want blueberries! It’s the only fruit i never found in UAE

I’m curious about where my URL lead to now…jesus freaks eh? always good for a laugh

GnngnnbwnnnngnbwahaahaaaaHAAAAAAAA!

@ Attawie: Glad to have been of help.

This is especially funny as a colleague at work kept ducking away from a blackbird that had flown into the store and that we were trying to capture and show out again because “Do you have any idea how sharp their beaks can be?”.
Yes, dear, now I do, and the answer is “not at all”.

You can’t have any of my blueberries, sorry.

Pandora: So what; when I asked you about that other edit you said either was ok.

Well, like I said, my guess’d be less Jesus freak and more virus site.
I can’t see some Bible fans redirecting everyone who misspells “blogspot” to their site…

@ nasty Kitten: Can I get you anything that’d help with your memory?

@ bro-in-law:

Skimmed? Skimmed?

Now there are definitely people out there who are deserving of skimming, but you are not.

*gives Khalid an offended look on Mel’s behalf*

Eh? What’s wrong with my memory?

By the way, great post! I’ve just discovered it and laughed my head off!

Thank you, thank you.

Now quit spamming, girl!! *stern look*

@ PH: No matter what you do, it’s always wrong.
First, ppl complained they wanted a preview function.
Now, ppl don’t comment cos they confuse the two buttons (you’re not the first, and certainly won’t be the last….).

*sighs*

@ nasty Kitten: *patpat*

I wasn’t complaining I was just justifying my delay in commenting :P. Plus I commented even after confusing the buttons, you can switch them it would make more sense :P.

Anyhow, I am glad I did find a plugin for comment preview to make my readers happy (*glances at Lynnette*), I’m not gonna destroy it now by messing around with it…

@ David: Sorry, I can’t hear you.

@ Pandora: Oh, cool, an automated answering service!

IT.

IS.

BADASS.

really awesome no seriously, you should write stuff you know. I’d buy it (with real money, especially now i’ve gotten used to paying for stuff i download, online, you know )

@ Anarki: