The bird protection net as perceived by a female blackbird
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Oooooooh, blueberries!!!!
Yum, yum, yum!
Eh! Whazzat?
What’s all this green webby stuff doing in front of the berries?
I want berries!
There must be a way through this to the berries…
*stagger*
Drat, now my foot got caught in this weird green webby stuff.
*twist, flap*
Aargh, my wing, my wing!!!
*twist, flap, hop*
My other foot, oh, my god, oh, my gooooooood!!!!
*flap, flap, hop, twirl, kick dust*
Um.
Help?
Oh, oh, oh, shiiiiit, a huge monster!!
*duck*
Phew, it’s going away again.
Oh, no, there it comes again!!
Heeeelp.
*duck, crawl, pathetically flap*
No, no, don’t…. Aargh, it got me, it got me, help!!!
*screech, flap, struggle*
What’s that?
Oh, no, this is cold and looks dangerous.
And it’s making weird snipping sounds.
Heeeeelp!!
*screech, struggle, bite monster*
It’s letting me go, it’s letting me…. no, it just took me in its other paw.
*peck, screech*
(various repeats of *screech*, *struggle*, *peck* and *bite* while the monster shuffles it from paw to paw and the dangerous looking cold thing keeps making terrifying snipping noises)
*bites into thickest looking claw*
Noooo, what now, the monster is standing up! It’s moving, it’s moving!
It’s bending down again.
What…. it let go of me, it let go of me!!!!
*lets go of the monster’s thumb and flies away, loudly screaming defiance at the monster*
*sits down in tree and unruffles feathers*
*ponders*
Oh, cool, all that icky green webby stuff is gone.
Lucky me that this weird stuff fell off again.
.
Author’s note: lucky you I found you before the neighbours’ cat did…