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Today it happened again.
A customer asked if we had cow mulch.
I say the time has come to stop this barbaric shredding of cows!
What sane person can pour bits and pieces of cows onto his or her flowerbed and feel nothing wrong with it?! (Not to mention the blood seeping into the ground water….)
… maybe they meant bark mulch?
Let me give you a quick German lesson:
Mulch - - - mulch
Rind - - - cow
Rinder - - - cows
Rindermulch - cow mulch
Rinde - - - bark
Rinden - - - barks
Rindenmulch - bark mulch
Dear customers, the only cow product you can buy for your garden is cow
crap dung (Rinderdung).
Ah, you think Rindermulch is bark mulch? Sorry, no. Please go back to school and learn the basics of your mother tongue. While you’re there maybe someone’ll teach you the difference between going to and after people as well…