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Melantrys’ Page » Blog Archive » Public announcement/warning

Public announcement/warning


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It seems that - due to severe Sigourney Weaver-ness of the human race - some Aliens have taken to breeding inside the tubes leading up to our water taps.

All citizens are asked to show utmost caution upon hearing suspicious dripping noises from their bathroom, to calmly evacuate the building, and to inform the local authorities of the national emergency.

Thank you.

wtf...

or

I think the Gods of Plumbing have me in their little black book…..

32 Responses to “Public announcement/warning”

  1. Mafdet Says:

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    Yikes! Yuck!! And other exclamations of surprise and/or disgust!!!

    What on earth is that?

  2. anarki13 Says:

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    fungus! mutated killer fungus from mars!

    and i really really cant figure out which library/bookshop that was..

  3. David Says:

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    What the hell is that black stuff?! I can imagine it slithering and crawling! ;)

  4. David Says:

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    *imagines associated slithering and crawling noises* :O

  5. Treasure of Baghdad Says:

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    Thanks for the warning :D

  6. Melantrys Says:

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    @ all: In a reasonable attempt to answer the question….: I dunno. :-?? At first I thought it was metal, but upon closer inspection it looked more like plastic. Rather brittle curled up plastic. Whatever it is, it must once have been part of the pipe, and it looks as if it came out of it. :s

    @ Mafdet: Well, the Alien… in a mutated form or something… :alien:

    @ aNarki: … or that. :shifty:

    Hm, shame on you. Does the V-Knight remember, or is he as senile as us?

    @ David: More like…. dripping noises….. :P

    @ BT: You’re welcome. Anytime. :)

  7. Mafdet Says:

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    Looks more like the alien tried to get a perm - and then its head exploded. ;)

  8. anarki13 Says:

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    V-Who? :D
    well, his phone line is dead, and i guess if i sms him about it he’ll finally be SURE i lost my mind.. and thank you very much i like to give the impression i’m still sane..

    oh that day we went2places, Philadelphia, without him, and University Bookshop when he dropped by..

    the pipe: maybe corrosion? residues?

  9. anarki13 Says:

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    “Shhhooooottt… Meeeeee”

    i wish someone would drop a box of Xenomorphs in Iraq.
    then again, knowing our brown-skin ways: a Xenomorph in a Turban is not a very healthy thing to the rest of the world.

    how’s that? fresh stuff!
    oh and how’s Bavaria, btw ;) :lol:

  10. Melantrys Says:

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    @ Mafdet: well, I guess that’s what saved my life….

    @ aNarki: What V-Who? Have you become so senile that you forgot his name, or has he become WMACIFKAVK - Weird Martial Arts Crazy Iraqi Formerly Known As V-Knight - these days?

    Um, doesn’t he already know you have…?

    Yes, we did; that’s why I was asking; thanks.

    Well, let’s see, to the best of my knowledge nobody has been adding weird woven-metal-piercing brittle black plastic shavings to our drinking water, so I suppose that stuff once was a vital part of the pipe itself. Why and how it happened to end up on the outside of the flexible pipe I have no way of knowing.

    13….. please stop mixing your meds…. :shifty:

  11. David Says:

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    So, has this monster eaten the bathroom yet? ;)

    Hey, how about some pics of your garden construction project?

  12. David Says:

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    Hello, anybody home here?

    I just watched the movie V for Vendetta. My head is still spinning and I suppose that I will dream of thousands of people wearing evil grin masks! ;)

  13. Mafdet Says:

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    Hi!
    Drove Dad to his doc and back. - Tomorrow it’ll be your turn at 10:30 am.
    Mwahahaha.

  14. Melantrys Says:

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    Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh… :eh: :yawn:

  15. Mafdet Says:

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    I’m deeply and utterly sorry…

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    running off the screen. Can somebody else please provide feedback and let me know if this is happening to them as well?
    This could be a problem with my internet browser because I’ve had this happen before.
    Many thanks

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