And the winner is…
… the dark and handsome stranger!
Well, I don’t know that of course, but anyway.
If you are - possibly - from Salt Lake City, Utah, use qwest.net and came to my blog from Morbid Smile’s blog at 6:55:42 am CET on Febuary 28th you have been the 1000th person to come onto my humble blog.
Should you return here to read this, you are allowed to run down your block, shouting “Wow! Yay! I won! Number 1000!” and pick yourself some nice flowers once the weather is nice enough for them to grow again.
In any case, congrats, and thanks for dropping by.
Well, David, this time it didn’t work out for you. You were number 1001 about one hour later. Shame on you. 
March 2nd, 2006 at 12:36 am
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! I lost. Boohooooo.
Oh right, I didn’t know there was a competition.
March 2nd, 2006 at 12:46 am
Well, actually it was more of a one person competition.
Or possibly two. David and Brad are my most frequent visitors.
The laws of chance dictate that David should “win most prizes”.
March 2nd, 2006 at 7:17 am
Well, at least I am dark and handsome, tall too.
Hmmm, I think I have been unfair to my competition. Guilt may compell me to visit less often…
xcwezm…sounds like exsqueeze me!
March 3rd, 2006 at 3:15 am
HEY!! i might be ugly and hate-filled, but… uh.. what was the third thing you said?
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Well, yea! I got to here at last! you know i should got to here earlier but you know my situation here.
I may try to be n. 10000
Keep posting till that time
March 5th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
@ Frenzie again: Life is a competition….
@ David: Are you? Prove it!
@ Brad: Sorry, you may fit the bill, but 1. I always imagined the cliché dark and handsome stranger to look a bit more…. mysterious, and 2. you have the wrong IP.
@ Caesar: 10,000, eh…?
vbdtrqm (Ok, who stole the vowels?!)
March 5th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
me!
and if you do not hand over the title of mr.1000 at a time and location to be disclosed later by myself, the evil genius anarikus xiii, emperor of the living universe.. oh i’m too tired and silly to continue that line of thought..
anyway heres a smile and a congrats to mr. anon who won this!
take care now!
abetfktb..
March 5th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Are you trying to threaten me? Hah! I knew it! Stinking Iraqis; a buncha criminals, the lot of ‘em!
Do we know it’s a he? It could just as well be a she. Or a hermaphrodite from Alpha Centauri.
You could try for Mr 5,000, how about that?
sawlptan… sounds like something unpleasant in Vulcan…
March 5th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
yes yes.. tempting..
lpdqf: liposuction. thats first thing that came to mind.
i wrote yet ANOTHER post, but i dont intend to publish it till after two days, we dont want to give the impression that i’m a diligent blogger. right?
March 5th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Well, now that you mentioned it here, you might as well post it.
Talking about new posts, did you read my new one yet? :)–>