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What will they think of next?


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… Condoms with Santa on? On second thought… scrap that, somebody is very likely already selling ‘em…


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

This is not only what it looks like, i.e. toilet paper, it also whiffs of spicy Christmas cookies.
We’ve been selling it from shortly before Christmas on, and I just felt like sharing it with you.
As it’s also cheaper than the other brands of paper we have, a couple of colleagues have bought it already. (Plus, we’re using it on our toilet at the store which is where I got my sample from… Unused, I might add.)
One colleague has a young son who still needs assistance on the toilet, um, afterwards. She told me she was wondering what took him so long, and when she went in to check he had rolled most of the toilet paper off the roll “to see if there was anything else but reindeers and stars printed on”. Ain’t children sweet?! At least he didn’t eat it. The smell is really convincing.

“If dysfunction(…), if dysfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of genius” (Pitchshifter - Genius) Man, I love this song. *sings along* *skips back to beginning*

Arrr, I’m fairly sure I wanted to say something else, but my brain seems to be on hold again. I’ll just do a second post should I recall what it was. :)

6 Responses to “What will they think of next?”

  1. David Says:

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    Santa condoms? That could give a whole new meaning to the song “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town”! ;)
    I hope no one is allergic to spicy christmas cookies!! On the other hand, this “spicy” paper would have been really useful for the open air latrine that I “enjoyed” years ago at boy scout camp. Hell, a damn gas mask should have been required scouting equipment!

  2. bbb Says:

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    if i had spicy santa condoms i’d fuck the mrs. Claus from the mall.

  3. Granny Weatherwax Says:

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    Hmm…strange, that.
    But better toilet paper that smells of Christmas cookies than Christmas cookies that smell of…
    Muahahahaha
    clyorsaz????

  4. Caesar of Pentra Says:

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    anyone said anything about condoms?? ;)
    -Caesar-

  5. Melantrys Says:

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    Seems almost everyone did. But don’t get too excited over it.

    You neither, Brad. Thank you.

    hjcja???

  6. bbb Says:

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    flavoured condoms are fun.

    i had glow in the dark ones once.

    and studded! those have gotten good reviews so far.

    and let’s not forget ribbed; although i’m not a fan, they’ve also gotten good reviews.

    somtimes in an array of colors!

    i’ve even seen a vibrating condom, but never tried one.

    i wonder what mel’s favorite kind is? :)

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