1.travel around the seven ocean’s of this world on a freighter-ship.
2.learn to roll a good joint
3.meet the Muffin Man
4.See Stuck Mojo live, and survive their mosh-pit without taking one break the whole show
5.blow up the studio where they do that retarded Maury-show (while Maury is in it)
6.get over my fear of heights
7.Do a pot-smoking contest with Erwin

Can do:
1.speak English, when drunk and stoned
2.sing german when walking through random Canadian cities, drunk and stoned
3.play guitar
4.play Jew’s-Harp
5.play nose-flute
6.hardcore-head-bang for about 2 hourds straight without waking up with a sore neck next morning
7.hit my hand on my head while drawing circles on my tummy without screwing up

can’t do:
1.get my life organized
2.pay attention in science-class for more then 6 seconds
3.swim in a lake/pond/sea when its dark outside, you now …like at night
4.listen to Clawfinger/StuckMojo/Fozzy without starting to jump up and down and headbang
5.remember names of people which i just met (at a party or show or so) for longer than 23 seconds
6.roll a joint
7.hold a Beck’s in my hand and not drink it for longer than 49 seconds

say most often:
1.lalalalalaaaa…
2.German Beer !!!
3.sweet !!
4.Canada/canadian…
5.Fuckin… !!
6.I’m so stoned
7.thingie

people i wonna punch in the face:
1.tony blair
2.pope
3.dubbaya
4.Oprah
5.Ralph Klein
6.that guy who does “Survivor”
7.Paris Hilton

Can
1. Yup. I’ll vouchsafe for that. 7. Rrrrriiiiiight……

Things you say
3. Yup, remember hearing that a few times.
Hey, you cheated on the fifth section!

Seven things I can do:
1. Fix a computer while being really stoned
2. Holding chats in english and dutch while having a phonecall in dutch at the same time
3. Roll a joint under bad conditions
4. Light a joint under bad conditions
5. Pwnzorz ppl in World of Warcraft
6. Chat while gaming (msn = online all the time)
7. Truly listen to music and remember it in my head with the same complexity (autsjtime with NIN though, can cause braindamage to those unprepared)

Seven things I can’t do:
1. Getting up early and then being awake and cheerfull
2. Make everybody else happy (its tough enough to keep yourself happy at times)
3. Play any musical instrument
4. Listen to standard top-whatever music for longer then 1 day
5. Keep a cleaned up room
6. Drive a car
7. Fluently speak german and french

Seven things I say most often:
1. Mkay
2. Bwuh
3. wow!
4. lol
5. rofl
6. ARRRGGGG
7. Timmeh!

Seven people I want to pass this tag to:
Are there 7 more ppl who read this blog? :S

Seven things I can do:
1. i can drink a beer in one second.
2. play pool pretty good.
3. fuck.
4. make almost anybody laugh.(it’s just a cowincidence that’s right after the fucking……i swear!)
5. i can call people assholes in german. this i know, i met a german chick and asked her if i was properly saying it.
6. take off my clothes for mel.

Seven things I can’t do:
1. get mel to take her clothes off.
2. stop eating the candy till it’s gone.
3. get the missus out of bed, it’s damn near impossible!!.
4. be happy.
5. drive under 90 km/h
6. play my tunes queitly.
7. resist telling assholes what i think of them.

Seven things I say most often:
1.”BLUH” you know.
2. “muh” lazier bluh.
3. “holy shitballs!” not sure…
4. “meh” filler, doesn’t mean much.
5. *fuck!” bluh
6. “damnit!!” muh.
7. “lalala” “alalal”

wo0T!

Hi!
Did it. It’s on my blog now.

Buurp !

*is shocked*