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An assignment


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Well, looks like I have been tagged for this chain blogging kind of thing by this Canadian dude. I don’t know why, but it sounds like it might be fun, so here we go:

Seven things I plan to do:
1. Think of a nicer job.
2. Find a nicer job.
3. Meet a couple more of the people I met online.
4. Buy hundreds of books.
5. See every Lost episode there is and will be now. Yes, I am an addict.
6. Go and see Disturbed when they’ll be playing their replacement gig in Holland in March. (Well, that’s more the hope of people returning their tickets, as the show that was originally gonna take place the day after tomorrow was sold out already. :( )
7. Indeed, Mad Canuck. See a bit more of the world as well.

Seven things I can do:
1. Watch tv while chatting and messing around in Paint.
2. Listen to people.
3. Build a HD into my computer. (Note to all the nerds who don’t know me: Bought my first comp around 2.5 years ago, aged 29, so consider this before telling me that’s no great accomplishment ;) )
4. Sleep anytime, anywhere, at any noise level. (Ok, except for the first night at Frenzie’s place.)
5. Type good night in Dutch. (Still a bit wobbly concerning pronunciation.)
6. Read a good book in a day or two.
7. Pose in a sexy way on the sofa for the Muffin Man. (This has been suggested by Frenzie I have to admit.)

Seven things I can’t do:
1. Speak more than maybe ten words of Turkish.
2. Remember much of my school French.
3. Get up early in the mornings.
4. Find into bed early at night.
5. Remember stuff for more than five minutes. (I’m soooo senile!)
6. Put a good book down before I’m done.
7. Convince Programmer Craig that I am not “the abusive German person”. :(

Seven things I say most often:
1. “Pfffffft.” All round comment. Can mean anything from “Nooooot funny” to “Can’t think of anything witty to say right at this moment.”
2. “Dingens” (thingy) Default my brain throws up when being away fetching the next sentence while I’m talking to family and friends.
3. “*pat pat*” Self-evident I guess?
4. “Bluh” Must be contagious. Thank you, Muffin Man, for another all round comment.
5. *”shrugs*”/”*schulterzuck*” From “I dunno” to “That’s people for you…”
6. “Sheesh!” Causes the occasional raised eyebrow from absolutely non-English people.
7. “Yup”

Seven people I want to pass this tag to:
Unfortunately I don’t know that many bloggers, and of the few I “know” one has passed this assignment on to me, and two others have already been named by other people. Dang.

1. “Granny Weatherwax”, my sister
2. KrankImKopf, who will never own a blog, so he’s allowed to use the comment section ;)
3. Frenzie, who doesn’t have a blog at the moment; so maybe this is a reason to hurry up with the new one? Or revive a dead one….
4. Alba, die Wurst, cos I’d really like to know some of the answers. :) (comment section)
5. Drew, the crazy Australian, cos I wanna hear from him again. (see above)
6. Julien, who is surely too busy to have a blog, so… see above.
7. … and to give the thing back to Canada: The Muffin Man. Go on, little Newf, you’re spamming my comment section already anyway. :D

9 Responses to “An assignment”

  1. AlbaDieWurst Says:

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    plan to do:

    1.travel around the seven ocean’s of this world on a freighter-ship.
    2.learn to roll a good joint
    3.meet the Muffin Man
    4.See Stuck Mojo live, and survive their mosh-pit without taking one break the whole show
    5.blow up the studio where they do that retarded Maury-show (while Maury is in it)
    6.get over my fear of heights
    7.Do a pot-smoking contest with Erwin

    Can do:
    1.speak English, when drunk and stoned
    2.sing german when walking through random Canadian cities, drunk and stoned
    3.play guitar
    4.play Jew’s-Harp
    5.play nose-flute
    6.hardcore-head-bang for about 2 hourds straight without waking up with a sore neck next morning
    7.hit my hand on my head while drawing circles on my tummy without screwing up

    can’t do:
    1.get my life organized
    2.pay attention in science-class for more then 6 seconds
    3.swim in a lake/pond/sea when its dark outside, you now …like at night
    4.listen to Clawfinger/StuckMojo/Fozzy without starting to jump up and down and headbang
    5.remember names of people which i just met (at a party or show or so) for longer than 23 seconds
    6.roll a joint
    7.hold a Beck’s in my hand and not drink it for longer than 49 seconds

    say most often:
    1.lalalalalaaaa…
    2.German Beer !!!
    3.sweet !!
    4.Canada/canadian…
    5.Fuckin… !!
    6.I’m so stoned
    7.thingie

    people i wonna punch in the face:
    1.tony blair
    2.pope
    3.dubbaya
    4.Oprah
    5.Ralph Klein
    6.that guy who does “Survivor”
    7.Paris Hilton

  2. Melantrys Says:

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    Wow, the horrible Alb has read my email! :)
    Plan
    2. Whatever for? Move in with Erwin. ;) 3. Maybe you should try and get the lazy bastard’s address then. Don’t forget to bring some sunlight though.
    5. What?
    6. You too??? You would have loooooved that SoaD stadium gig Krankie and I went to…..
    7. Dude. Not a chance to win that. You know that…

    Can
    1. Yup. I’ll vouchsafe for that. :D 7. Rrrrriiiiiight……

    Things you say
    3. Yup, remember hearing that a few times. :)
    Hey, you cheated on the fifth section! :P

  3. krankimkopf Says:

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    Seven things I plan to do:
    1. Finish school
    2. Find some love in this world
    3. Visit as much concerts and festivals as possible (you’ve got to live before you die)
    4. When points 1 & 2 are done and 3 becomes less -> finding a decent job
    5. Figure out after a while what i want to do with my life on long term (i live the life of today, not tomorrow)
    6. ……
    7.

    Seven things I can do:
    1. Fix a computer while being really stoned
    2. Holding chats in english and dutch while having a phonecall in dutch at the same time
    3. Roll a joint under bad conditions
    4. Light a joint under bad conditions
    5. Pwnzorz ppl in World of Warcraft
    6. Chat while gaming (msn = online all the time)
    7. Truly listen to music and remember it in my head with the same complexity (autsjtime with NIN though, can cause braindamage to those unprepared)

    Seven things I can’t do:
    1. Getting up early and then being awake and cheerfull
    2. Make everybody else happy (its tough enough to keep yourself happy at times)
    3. Play any musical instrument
    4. Listen to standard top-whatever music for longer then 1 day
    5. Keep a cleaned up room
    6. Drive a car
    7. Fluently speak german and french

    Seven things I say most often:
    1. Mkay
    2. Bwuh
    3. wow!
    4. lol
    5. rofl
    6. ARRRGGGG
    7. Timmeh!

    Seven people I want to pass this tag to:
    Are there 7 more ppl who read this blog? :S

  4. teh muffin man Says:

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    Seven things I plan to do:
    1. make more money, to make family visits possible.
    2. keep my lady; she’s nice.
    3. see mel naked.
    4. see alba naked.
    5. travel to europe(and do more than see mel naked).
    6. travel to mexico and meet senoritas; and drink corona.
    7. go to school.

    Seven things I can do:
    1. i can drink a beer in one second.
    2. play pool pretty good.
    3. fuck.
    4. make almost anybody laugh.(it’s just a cowincidence that’s right after the fucking……i swear!)
    5. i can call people assholes in german. this i know, i met a german chick and asked her if i was properly saying it.
    6. take off my clothes for mel.

    Seven things I can’t do:
    1. get mel to take her clothes off.
    2. stop eating the candy till it’s gone.
    3. get the missus out of bed, it’s damn near impossible!!.
    4. be happy.
    5. drive under 90 km/h
    6. play my tunes queitly.
    7. resist telling assholes what i think of them.

    Seven things I say most often:
    1.”BLUH” you know.
    2. “muh” lazier bluh.
    3. “holy shitballs!” not sure…
    4. “meh” filler, doesn’t mean much.
    5. *fuck!” bluh
    6. “damnit!!” muh.
    7. “lalala” “alalal”

    wo0T!

  5. Granny Weatherwax Says:

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    gdmjg?

    Hi!
    Did it. It’s on my blog now.

  6. Wurst Says:

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    we could combine point 4 of brad’s plan to do section with point 3 of my planto section…

    Buurp !

  7. TEH BLUH Says:

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    in theory!

  8. Melantrys Says:

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    What, you’d be willing to strip for the Muffin Man?!

    *is shocked*

  9. bluft Says:

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    i’ll let alba take his clothes off if mel does too.

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