Comments on: Damn them filthy thieving Arabs!!!!!

By: Granny Weatherwax

Granny Weatherwax — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:04:00 +0000

Wait, wait! Don’t get rid of the glitter, think of the advantages if you keep it!
No more wasting time decorating the tree at Christmas. Just jump into it, hold on to a branch - and hey: instant Christmas.

By: Granny Weatherwax

Granny Weatherwax — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:07:00 +0000

…and by the way: are those prices you corrected low?
And, more importantly, is there any Christmas stuff worth buying?

…ndufcjss…??

By: Melantrys

Melantrys — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:07:00 +0000

*raises her eyebrow at her sister*

(mmdyhory sounds rather ominous I’d say… weird word verification stuff…)

By: Granny Weatherwax

Granny Weatherwax — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:09:00 +0000

oqitmi?
Arabian for “don’t buy at Melantrys’ store”?

By: Melantrys

Melantrys — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:10:00 +0000

Only one item’s price went up, all the others that changed are cheaper now.
Erm… you know we only sell junk.

And don’t drop by yet to check it out; gallery’s still closed.

(*shrugs* arqkbcy?)

By: Granny Weatherwax

Granny Weatherwax — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:11:00 +0000

Correction: “Don’t buy at the store Melantrys works at”.
If it were YOUR store, racism wouldn’t happen there.

ewcfn

By: Melantrys

Melantrys — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:13:00 +0000

Thank you for setting that right.

Chances are low, but a stranger might drop by here some day…

wspkci

Wow, that was deep.

By: Granny Weatherwax

Granny Weatherwax — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:13:00 +0000

I do know you sell only junk. I didn’t intend to buy electric candles or anything else that might flash-fry our Christmas tree.
But I thought, you know, maybe… some tree ornaments that aren’t too ugly…..? Just a thought…

xwwkszo

By: Melantrys

Melantrys — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:17:00 +0000

Iiiiiii don’t know.

I’ll just let you know when we open the Christmas department, and you can check it out, eh?
We got some “apples” in a bag that actually look kinda nice, but they’re not for the tree. Although the cats might love to play with the golden tinsel stuff…

qxogymm… sounds like an order to work out….

By: Granny Weatherwax

Granny Weatherwax — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 21:21:00 +0000

If the only played with it I wouldn’t worry, but Fiona’s apt to eat it if it’s made of plastic…

“byziee”? Now that sounds cheerful, somehow.
Or like someone from the Middle Ages politely saying good-bye?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:18:00 +0000

i think the time has come brigette. we must end our torrid love affair as i agreed with thomas.

christmas is coming, whoo, i can go even more broke.

KYUTLKNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 08:19:00 +0000

oops. that was me btw, brad.

By: Frenzie

Frenzie — Fri, 07 Oct 2005 14:09:00 +0000

This new knowledge opens a lot of possibilities. “Hot ane”, shortened to something like “hotane” which nobody will understand.

Also, I will qzfpek you all, tremble in fear fellow mortals!