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My sister, the serial killer, and other things


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Wow, my sister wrote a comment on my blog! Hooray!!!

Suppose that putting her on here as a co-blogger won’t be much use though. Dunno how I arrived at that conclusion.

So what’s with my colleagues and this blog? There’s only one colleague who shouldn’t know about it, and only cos she’d tell the boss. I didn’t diss any colleagues. Ok. Until now. But they all don’t know any English anyway, so that point is mute. (They should pay me extra for every time I’m required to speak English at work anyway.)

Furthermore, it looks like my sister is in need of a new graveyard; she’s killing poor, helpless Sims again. What’s wrong with that woman?

As for my day…..

Wow! Orlando Bloom flashed a radiant smile at me and wished me a nice day. I will treasure this moment till the end of my days. *siiiiiighs*

No, I did not lose my mind; we’re just having a few actor lookalikes in this humble village here, seriously.
Though Leonardo DiCaprio is looking less like “himself” with each passing month. Hard to tell yet whether that’s good or bad for him; the poor dude still looks rather bad, but less and less like Leo.

Hope “Orlando” will never change. ;)

And if he smiles like that just for me giving him his change in the small coins he asked for, what would he do if he, like, wanted something that was sold out, and I’d order it for him? Do a striptease?
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm…..

I feel as if there was more I wanted to say, but as Christian says: If I forgot it, it can’t have been that important. Well, actually he doesn’t say that. He says: Wenn ich’s vergessen habe, kann’s auch nicht so wichtig gewesen sein. ;)

edit: Coooooooool, my first spam comment. I’ll keep it to celebrate the occasion.

7 Responses to “My sister, the serial killer, and other things”

  1. Anonymous Says:

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    Full post
    Hard Seven covers the culture of politics and the politics of culture. Frank Sennett also writes about politics for Seven.
    Hey, you have a great blog here! I’m definitely going to bookmark you!

    I have a extra $1057.50 a week site/blog. It pretty much covers extra $1057.50 a week related stuff.

    Come and check it out if you get time :-)

  2. Frenzie Says:

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    So this is what I subscribed to this weblog for… mumblings about local actor lookalikes.

    Well, I know a very hot Lindsay Lohan lookalike, of a few years older than I am… :P

  3. Melantrys Says:

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    Well, at least my mumblings are quite clear to almost everybody, which can’t really be said about nerdy coding mumblings on some other person’s weblog…. ;)
    Buh, I have become addicted to that Pax weblog.
    I really need to catch up on some sleep. ;)
    ‘trusten Frans

  4. Frenzie Says:

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    The majority of my posts are of pretty much the same nature as yours (although less hot-men oriented :P), which is basically a sort of diary. The more technical oriented entries mostly attrack much more people however…

  5. Brigitte Says:

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    Good morning, Sis!

    You ask what’s wrong with me? Nothing’s wrong with ME. Is it MY fault that you can’t buy headstones? What other choice than to kill off a few Sims do I have if I want to create a graveyard???

    According to the book you get blue ghosts if you let Sims drown, red ghosts if you burn them and ghosts surrounded by flashes of lightning if you electrocute them.
    So I created a swimming pool, let 4 of my family of 8 hop in - and then removed the ladder, hee hee.
    Then I built a really small kitchen, set 2 Sims to cooking and removed the exit door. Sims that can’t cook usually start fires while trying to prepare a meal.
    The last 2 Sims I just left to starve, so I’d have 2 ordinary ghosts as well (hovering, slightly transparent, but otherwise quite normal-looking).
    I didn’t try to electrocute Sims because it was late, I was tired and I didn’t have the patience to let them watch TV till the TV-set breaks and then get them to repair it, preferably after first flooding the floor.

    So, the Sims in my pool drowned. Their ghosts are not only blue (and transparent), they also leave puddles of water behind. I like that.

    The Sims in the kitchen burned according to plan.

    The Sims I left to starve proved to be quite hardy. They survived for quite a long time. Then Thomas looked over my shoulder, noticed the deserted kitchen where all the used plates were buzzing with flies and asked: “Why don’t you try ‘death by flies’?”
    According to the book this can happen if a really messy Sim never cleans up after himself so that there are more and more flies buzzing around. Eventually they’ll form a swarm and eat him.

    So I gave them access to the kitchen to enable them to eat something and so stay alive long enough for the flies to get them.
    Naturally, the first thing they did was start a fire, so I bought them a bookcase and set them to learn cooking.

    So they survived, surrounded by flies and stinking garbage. Of course they themselves were stinking, too, as I hadn’t bothered to buy them a shower. This didn’t improve their mood, but even so they didn’t fight each other (as frequently happens to Sims that are being slowly tortured to death) but instead played games with each other to get a minimum of fun out of the situation.

    What can I say? I took pity on them. I removed them from this lot and bought them a nice piece of real estate, built them a house and got them to start a baby.
    They seem quite happy now, but they are afraid of fire and afraid that their spouse might die. I just don’t know why this might be so… ;o) *evil cackle*

    And one other thing. Their names are very strange. As they were never intended to be Sims to play with, she’s named Third Victim and he’s named Sixth Victim, ah well….

    Hmmm…… I wonder wether I should start my own blog some day. If I could only think of a topic I’m able to babble endlessly about…

  6. Anonymous Says:

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    hot mamma? 0.o

  7. Petroleum & Tribology test equipment Says:

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    I savor, lead to I discovered exactly what I was looking for.
    You’ve ended my 4 day lengthy hunt! God Bless you man. Have a great day. Bye

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